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作者: 小小花 时间: 2010-2-23 17:00
标题: [分享] 冷笑话
有一坛酒埋在地下过了一千年,结果他变成了什么?----酒精. 　　有一只猪，它走啊走啊，走到了英国,结果他变成了什么?----Pig. 　　上课老师抽查背课文,小猪,小狗,小猫都举手了,老师会叫谁?－－小狗，因为旺旺仙贝． 　　蝴蝶, 蚂蚁, 蜘蛛, 蜈蚣,他们一起工作,最后哪一个没有领到酬劳?－－蜈蚣，因为无功不受禄． 　　动物园里大象的鼻子最长,那第二长的是谁呢?－－小象． 　　哪种水果视力最差?－－芒果． 　　哪两种蔬菜有手机?－－萝卜青菜，各有索爱． 　　一只乌龟从一堆大便上走过，却只在上面留下3个脚印,为什么？－－有一只脚捏着鼻子呢． 　　人为什么要走去床上睡觉呢?－－床不会自己走过来． 　　原来其实是斯巴达800勇士，为什么到了电影里面变成300了？－－伍佰去唱歌了． 　　小强为什么能用一只手让车子停下来？－－打的． 　　如果有一辆车,司机是王子,乘客是公主,请问这辆车是谁的呢?－－如果的 　　金木水火土，谁的腿长？————火腿肠

作者: erhuan 时间: 2010-2-23 17:06
二哥看到了嘴角要上扬哦

作者: 小小花 时间: 2010-2-23 17:15
借你吉言哦。。可以让感性哥哥开怀大笑一下

作者: 小小花 时间: 2010-2-24 16:24
冷笑话都没人喜欢哦。。。。

作者: yuli2leehom 时间: 2010-2-26 20:37
哈哈。。。希望志朋开心的笑着。。。不要寂寞孤单

作者: Gregorygaume 时间: 2022-1-27 12:30
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作者: Gregorygaume 时间: 2022-3-3 15:57
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作者: Gregorygaume 时间: 2022-5-31 14:16
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作者: Gregorygaume 时间: 2023-6-24 13:20
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